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Pisces (February 20th - March 21st)

You are looking for peace, but you are not going to find it at work. Start hiking. And don’t get any noisy toys or friends with you. What does this mean – forget about your telephone and the blabbermouths.

Aries (March 22nd – April 20th)

The sign of fire makes you brave. Don’t shut up! Tell the World what you think! If you do that you might please your boss and he might raise his eyebrows at you.

Taurus (April 21st – May 22nd)

Stop going forward with horns, try with ivory for a change. Someone can get hurt, you know how sensitive people could be when it comes to animals.

Gemini (May 23rd – June 21st)

Your target is to find a special person this year. You are tired of second hand spirits. OK. Time for some online chatting. Don’t use fake pictures, your special person will find something special in you too.

Cancer (June 22nd- July 22nd)

Don’t get scared of hard sleep, get scared of hard work. Buy a ticket to Hawaii and enjoy your best holiday ever. If you need some extra cash – rob a bank!

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

Wake up! Get aggressive. Start a new career and buy a new car. A big car, not a small one, you are a Leo after all, not a mouse.

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

It’s time to find some balance in your life. Life is not all about “Go to work, Go home, Go to work, Go home.” Why not – “Go to the BAR, BAR, BAR.” Life is not all about “I have to do this and I have to do that”. How about: “I don’t have to do ANYTHING!”

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

All you need is a group of positive people around you. Its time to get stoned. Find a good place and make sure the people next door are all invited.

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

You like challenges, don’t you. What, like climbing Everest wasn’t enough last month? Yea, be that way you grumpy. “Immer bist du unzufrieden!”

Sagittarius (Nov. 22nd - December 22nd)

All you care about is the holidays. Just because you were born before Christmas doesn’t mean you have to live like Christmas is coming. Go out! Spend some money! Get lost Let Christmas go!

Capricorn (December 23rd - January 20th)

Sometimes you need to listen to what other people have to sing too. This year will be rich in concerts. Learn some lyrics and have fun!

Aquarius (January 21st – February 19th)

You were born to be leaders. We’ve heard that there is a lost herd in the area where you live. Hurry up! Another Aquarius might be looking for it right now.