Back to School Horoscopes

MOST CHANGED: Aries (March 22nd – April 20th)
This school year you are stepping up your game. After recent emotional letdowns, you’ve re-emerged, stronger and more powerful than ever. All of the past drama you’ve endured is allowing you to become a more compassionate person. Being the “best” doesn’t mean winning at all costs, it means being able to help others with kindness.

MOST LIKELY TO BREAK YOUR HEART: Taurus (April 21st – May 22nd)
With your sweet charm and artistic talent, the whole school will feel the butterflies in their bellies when you head back to school. Be careful, as your flirty ways may break some hearts this year. You may get into trouble during prom and other school events, as every classmate will ask you to be their date. Committing to one special someone may be hard, but you will have fun trying.

BIGGEST GOSSIP: Gemini (May 23rd – June 21st)
Your reputation precedes you, especially in this school year. Your love of gossips can allow others to bond and get to know each other better. Being nosy and in everyone’s business can be beneficial. You can actually help people connect by mending their differences. As long as you don’t spread any hurtful rumors and gossip, then it’s all fair game.

BEST SHOULDER TO CRY ON: Cancer (June 22nd- July 22nd)
You’re no stranger to crying your heart out, Cancer. Rather than forcing a heavy dose of tough love on members of your crew who are in pain, you will listen to their problems with an open mind and heart — all of which will help you claim your status as a good friend who offers those in need a safe space to share their emotions. After all, you are a loyalist who will dry the eyes and tears of friends

MOST LIKELY TO STAR IN A REALITY SHOW: Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
The world’s a stage and you know it! You attract attention and are surrounded by people— so, it makes sense you would want to step up and create a reality show starring you and your peers. With your creativity and popularity, you can pursue stardom easily. Only share what you want known, as fame can be overwhelming at times — even for you, Leo!

MOST LIKELY TO LEAD A PROTEST: Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
Your fair-minded spirit will lead you to speak out about the injustices in school and around the world. It’s time for you to use your voice and bring light to matters that concern you. Take a stance on a political issue and lead the student body on a march for their rights. You’ve been patient waiting for change. Now, it’s time to make it happen — even if it requires you to lead a peaceful protest.

MOST INTELLIGENT: Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
You have a rare mixture of smarts and elegance. What makes you extra intoxicating to others is that you are beautiful on the inside and out. They will also be jealous of your early acceptance into the college of your dreams and superior grades. Face it, you got it going on this year and all of campus will take notice.

MOST LIKELY TO WIN A NOBEL PRIZE: Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
Your inquisitive mind and intuition will lead you to great places in the future. For now, you’re on your way to becoming the greatest scholar at school. Your passion and thirst for knowledge will help you become the head of your class — maybe class president if you’re lucky. Using your powerful mind to uncover truths will not only help elevate your schoolyard status, but it will also aid your exposing matters of social relev

MOST LIKELY TO BE A SUPERHERO: Sagittarius (Nov. 22nd - December 22nd)
Your “do good” energy will allow you to help your classmates. You’re their go-to person for studying tips, assistance on essays, advice, and the ability to quickly assess the gist of the matter. All of which is why you will most likely save the day in the near future, or this school year. Giving your all to your classmates will boost your spirit without having a secret identity.

MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE: Capricorn (December 23rd - January 20th)
Your stability and ability to handle money has propelled you to be a legend at school. This year your confidence is at a high and so is your desire to raise extra cash for school festivities. With your flair for cash surging, your friends will definitely trust you in investing and be glad to see you elevate to higher status.

CLASS CLOWN: Aquarius (January 21st – February 19th)
This year you’re livening up your energy and embracing the lighter side of life. You’re not the one who likes following rules so blowing off steam in the classroom will be your everyday activity . While you may end up in the principals office often for being the class clown, your parents won’t be too upset if you tell them you’re really just rolling up the student spirit

MOST LIKELY TO LIVEN UP THE PARTY: Pisces (February 20th - March 21st)
You’re no shy flower anymore, sweet Pisces! Yes, it’s true: You’re stepping out and becoming more social this year. Your program will be booked to the max and your Instagram following will reach a high. All of this will make you beyond popular and the life of the party. Everyone will stick to your side and invite you to gatherings — all because you’re fun, exciting, and intriguing. The days of being a wallflower are soooo over!